I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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