batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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