I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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