Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
