Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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