She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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