No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My breasts were aching with rage.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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