Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
zippers are such a cool invention
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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