Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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