nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you didnt know i had herpes?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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