dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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