She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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