My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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