just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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