Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
