I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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