M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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