then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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