Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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