I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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