Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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