I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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