ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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