my text book just quoted the cookie monster
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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