how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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