I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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