At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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