Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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