i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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