Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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