This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Plan B is the new Plan A
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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