i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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