we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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