i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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