I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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