All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I need moral support for this bender
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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