Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
