So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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