i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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