talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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