Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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