love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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