Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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