Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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