READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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