Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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