That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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