Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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