I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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