We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
