this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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