Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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